Unfortunate conversation with OBH - things I don't need to know

"Sticky Balls"



OBH is bowling on the Wii. I am doing dishes. I notice out of the corner of my eye a quite flamboyant new technique which includes a leg kick.

OBH - "Hey honey, I've got it down pat now"

me: "what's that?"

OBH - "My new bowling throw, it works every time, watch."

(he bowls)

me - "Um, what happened to the leg kick?"

OBH - "Oh, that wasn't part of the technique, my balls were just sticking to my leg."