**news flash****According to Jenny the Bloggess, 4 kittens were strangled because I wrote this post**one must note that The Bloggess doesn't need traffic from me because she rocks (and I don't get any traffic, but the awesomeness is relevant (crap that's 5 kittens)The little window in our door fell out and broke last week. It was no big deal as our weather has been awesome and the screen is still in place. Not to mention we were going to get a new window this weekend.
Well the temperature is expected to fall to 39 tonight.
As I was cooking dinner, the Oilybeauhunk was doing something "crafty", and by "crafty" I mean I am using too many "quotation marks"
and he is doing something "redneckish" or "white trashy" if you will.
I turn to find a cut up Coors Light box duct taped into the slot of the missing window.
"Why don't you put tin foil up in the living room windows while you're at it, hon?"
"That would be awesome because it's sparkly" he says.
My "My Name is Earl" accent kicks in:
"Fer sure 'cuz it's just tinsel dat ain't been sliced up yet."
"We can hang empty beer cans up for bells and windchimes and use beer tabs for ornaments on the tree" he says.
"Awesome, dude, how about taking bottle caps and drilling little holes for the tree lights to fit through for more sparkle?" I say.
Even more awesome -
"We could cut cans in half for votive candles - that would make for nice ambiance."
"The levels we could take this are endless!!!!!!!"
Where's the dremel? Christmas will be cheap this year - And Sparkly!
Do you like my temporary window?
