Monday, December 22, 2008

He's a slow pooper.......

The Great White Lizard Hunter has a love/hate relationship with poop. He loves to make poop jokes. Don't even get me started on farting..... He often steps in dog poop in the yard, and then gets to play with the hose to wash off said poop.

He doesn't like to actually go poop.

This kid will hold it for ever, and then he will be in the bathroom for upwards of 45 minutes.

The neighbor kids were over a couple of weeks ago and suddenly the GWLH disappeared into the bathroom. Thirty minutes later neighbor boy asks what is going on.

"He's pooping" I say.

"He's a slow pooper." neighbor boy says - then runs to the bathroom door and yells
"You're a slow pooper, GWLH!"

Laughter ensues and he eventually comes out.

Fast forward a week and we are on our way to the Miami Dolphins game with the neighbor kids parents. The GWLH is spending the weekend with his Grandma who was down visiting from Illinois.

We were joking about the "slow pooper" comment that their son made when my cell phone rang - it was Grandma.


"Hi honey, um, the GWLH has been in the bathroom for about half an hour, do I need to be worried?"

I almost dropped the phone from laughter -

"No, mom, he's just a slow pooper"

"Oh, OK, have fun at the game."


for a different kind of girl said...

Gah! I WISH my youngest was a slow pooper! Instead, he runs into the bathroom every hour or so, eeks out a bit, declares himself done, then runs off to go do what he was doing before nature hit, but like clockwork, he's back in the bathroom an hour later, and the cycle repeats itself half the day! We always tell him to stay in there and get the job done!

Stitching Mama said...

Lol... sounds like my son.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Does he sit on the toilet with magazines and books?

Momo Fali said...

That is hilarious, and now we have a new nickname for my daughter! Slow Pooper!