Example of my non-filtered brain

So I went to Walgreens last weekend to purchase two specific things. I ended up grabbing some gummy bears as well because, duh, they were 2-for-1 and they were my favorite. There was a lovely old man in the store flirting up a cashier. I got my two items and was walking past the spritely old gent with my bag when he said with a big smile:

"Hey do you want to switch bags?"

to which I replied without hesitation,

"Only if you want some high blood pressure medication, some gummy bears and some lube!"

Let's just say we didn't switch bags