Sunday, November 16, 2008

The awesome Mr. Beez

For fourteen years you enriched my life.

For fourteen years you put up with my insanity.

For fourteen years you followed me everywhere.

You didn't like to be held, but you loved to have your ears & belly rubbed.

You were not a lap cat.

You were stoic and handsome.

You lived like a king.

You fetched balls like a dog and later tought Hershey how to do the same thing.

You came to greet me every day when I came home from work.

You loved raw hamburger.

You pissed off the dogs.

You were a shitty fighter.

You had a fat belly and were proud of it.

You liked to have your nuts rubbed. I was the only one who would do it.

You didn't meow. You said MEH, and you meant it.

You filled a void in my life.

You let Hettie smack you every morning at breakfast.

You and Hershey got your gay love on in what we called your fag & fight sessions - and they were awesome.

You S-T-U-N-K dude. You rolled in some stank ass shit and then came in the house to share said stank.

You were a master hunter. Remember the 63 voles and the skinned headless rabbit you brought me on that 2 month camping trip? Damn. How about the 4 dead squirrels you left me INMYHOUSE while I was away for the weekend?

You jumped out of said camper, twice, whilst going 55 mph on a highway at night and still made it back to me.

Why then, could you not miss the tires last night on your stroll across the street?

Bezl, I miss you.

My heart is broken.

I keep looking for you in your usual spots. Up at the ceiling on the kitchen cabinets. On your scratching post. In my bed.

For fourteen years you were my sidekick.

Even Hershey & Hettie - who hate each other - are sleeping together. THAT has never happened before.

You were the first cat begging for breakfast every morning.

You weren't here for breakfast this morning.

Dude. I miss you more than words can say.


Anonymous said...

I love u Kai. What a cool fucking tribute. I'll miss Beez too.

Sam said...

I'm going to need a lot of meds when my Dude passes. I'm sorry you lost your kitty.

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

You're making me miss a cat I never even met.

Not fair.

RIP, little dude.

Momo Fali said...

Ugh. Heavy heart over here. I'm so sorry.

bejewell said...

You're breaking my heart over here. We lost one last month and I still look for her at dinnertime. The 15-year old cat still goes strong. I dread the day.

As the little kitty in the poster says, Hang in there, baby!

Vodka Mom said...

I started out laughing my ass off about being a shitty fighter and getting his nuts rubbed, and now I"m crying. you bitch.

sorry for you.

Used*to*be*me said...

I'm sorry for your loss.

Slick said...

Awwww man, this totally sucks.

If I still had my Mustang, I'd chase the asshole down. Not the cat, the dude who ran over him.

I'll shut up now.

I'm sorry girl.

Stitching Mama said...

Awww... I'm so sorry.

I love our little Morris.