Thursday, January 29, 2009

25 things you really don't want or need to know...

I keep getting these meme's on Facebook but would rather post it here. For obvious reasons. Yes Mistressmom, I am totally stealing your idea, and yes, my 25 things are not as sordid as yours, you horny little girl.....but my Mom reads this occasionally...

1. My son, Zane, named himself in a dream of mine when I was six months pregnant.

2. I have no memories before 6 years of age.

3. I once spent two weeks picking out a hair color before coloring my hair - I ended up coloring my hair the same color that my hair already was.

4. Dude, I say the word "dude", way too much, dude!

5. I found out the hard way that if you eat a whole bag of Flaming Hot Crunchy Cheetos you will shit red and then freak out because you think your ass is bleeding until you finally remember - a day later- that you ate said bag of Flaming Hot Crunchy Cheetos, which are, in fact, red.

6. My mother wouldn't let me get my ears pierced until I started my period, so one night while she was distracted getting ready for a date, I picked a scab on my knee and blotted the blood with my underwear. I got my ears pierced the next day.

7. I didn't actually start my period until a year later on a water ride at Crown Point, Indiana. (Embarassing and messy.)

8. I met the man of my dreams in the middle of a hurricane.

9. I have been to over 500 concerts in my life. (some big, some small) I am a rock whore.

10. Both of my nipples are pierced, but they were done 7 years apart.

11. I once spent a week in the woods of Savannah, GA. at a Pagan gathering. There were a lot of naked people and a lot of hallucinogens.

12. One of my best friends is a witch.

13. I used to show horses and was the National Champion for 6 years, State Champion for 7 years, and went to the World Championships twice.

14. I shared a bottle of champagne with William Shatner (The Shat, Captain Kirk) with no glasses - that's right, we swapped spit.

15. My college roommate and I watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure at least 100 times. No Way! Dude! (there may or may not have been a green, leafy substance involved)

16. I am the Chief of the Dirty Foot Tribe.

17. I once worked for a Junket Rep and escorted High Rollers to casinos in the Bahamas.

18. I saw one of those High Rollers lose $425,000 in thirty minutes on blackjack.

19. I once played blackjack at the $5,000 minimum bet table. (they weren't my chips)

20. I fell off/out of an airplane after one of the Bahama trips. (It was a pretty long fall - yes alcohol was involved)

21. If I could live, survive, and thrive in Key West without becoming a miserable bum, I would - 'cuz that place is FUN!

22. One of the guys I work with, and his wife, are active swingers. He isn't afraid to tell us, and she isn't afraid to put her tittays in our faces. Company parties (and non company since we are friends)are awkward.

23. I injure myself in pretty awesome ways on a regular basis.

24. I still remember my first kiss behind the neighbors garage with the dirty little boy who lived there. I do not, however, remember his name. He kinda looked like that kid from Stand By Me.

25. The toilet paper hangs OVER *not under*.


for a different kind of girl said...

This is truly one of the most intriguing lists of 25 things I've seen in awhile! There are things all over the board! I can't even think of one thing interesting about myself, and I salute your ingenious method of finally getting your ears pierced!

bsouth said...

Wow, you sound like my kinda gal! I'm really with you on the toilet roll thing - my friends all think I'm weird. I can only stand slack jawed in amazement at your gig tally. I thought I was a rock whore but now realise that I'm just learning. I'm curious as to why it took you 7 years to get both nipples pierced - that's a whole blog post in itself surely?

Momo Fali said...

The horse thing is WAY impressive. Wow.

I also say, "Dude" way too much. But, it fits into just about every situation! I can't help it.

People who roll their toilet paper under are wrong. Just wrong.

Lynette said...

YES! Please I don't want my TP going behind the dirty roller. OVER, people. There should be a class. LOL.

I am totally catching up on your rock-whoreyness...LOL. watch out now!

mistressmom said...

#1 - That's AWESOME that your son named himself in a dream. Such a cooler way of explaining where his name came from than saying, "It was either that or Geronimo, after your dad's [insert relative]."

#4 - DUDE! I'm totally blaming you for the fact that I say "dude" 24/7! Rob keeps on asking where the hell I got this habit from, and I just shrug.