This dog is FAT. She can squeeze her fat ass *out* of the "doggy door", but it looks like a sausage going through the ringer. She cannot, however, get back in. Weird, I know.
There are times though, where she is lazy, and if you are anywhere near said doggy door, she will just stand there staring at it and wagging her tail, while looking back at you with a look on her face that says "um, open this door because there is some person or dog, or squirrel, or UFO, or Jehovah Witness, or GodIDontKnow, but there is something or someone that isn't really there that I must immediately wake up from a dead sleep and squeeze through that infernal cat/dog door to go bark at."
Getting back in is a whole different story because going out, she steps down about 4 inches, therefore trying to get back in, well, umm, she gets stuck. So she resorts to sticking her head in and out of the door. Good Lord, the head poking through the magnetic little door drives me effing batty. Head in, magnetic strip click, head out, magnetic strip clap, head in, magnetic strip click, head out, magnetic strip click clap, head in.......... you get the point.........
I often want to poke needles into my eyes because of the torture she puts me through with the Clicking.Oh.The.Clicking.
For the record, she hardly ever (read: never) (except for the other night) goes out in the middle of the night. Recently, one night, she had to make an emergency "evacuation" in the middle of the night. I heard her squeeze her fat ass through the kitty/doggy door and then fell back into a nice comfortable slumber. Until I was awoken to the sounds of a fucking bull in a china shop.
*BOOM* Stormy ramming the door
*BOOM* Stormy trying to break the door off it's hinges
overandoverandover until she busts her way through.
Her shoulders don't fit coming back in... this is a neverending story.
Kill me now - or just take the dog............please?
4 comments:
Maybe just give her slimfast for a couple of weeks. I'm sure the RSPCA (or whatever your equivalent is) would be fine with that!
Ha! Slimfast. That or teach her to use her paws to turn the door knob. Of course, getting up on her haunches may be super taxing on her!
That pup needs a doggie-diet! Call The Biggest Loser right away!
LOL! Rob's mom's dog has a similar weight problem, so they put him on a strict diet and make him chase city rats in the backyard - no joke!
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